sayings_module.lsl

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list public_sayings =
[
    "Do not let rash words unbalance the scales of your life.",
    "Kind words will do more to balance your life than a fistful of gold.",
    "We need kindness and love more than we need the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.",
    "Be sure that you know the difference between hearing a tall story and hearing the truth.",
    "Truth and knowledge are the best sword and shield you can have in life.",
    "Even though it is only here, be thankful that the River Wizard holds back the ills of the world.",
    "The highway of life has many branches and exits for people to follow. Enjoy the company of your friends while you travel together.",
    "Your friends are some of the strongest protections against your enemies.",
    "The enemy of your enemies may be a good ally for now, but that does not make them your friend.",
    "Even if they are the words of the Oracle, do not accept advice without seriously considering its value.",
    "Living a long unhappy life is not as good as living a happy life, even if it be shorter.",
    "The one that seems the friendliest, is not always your friend in their heart.",
    "You will succed in your quest, but not so for all of your companions. Take heart though as they will achieve great glory.",
    "Your quest is not what it seems. It is time to consider your path in life and those with whom you travel.",
    "Do not sleep near those that eat the stew. It has too much cabbage and will bring them excessive flatuence.",
    "The mirror on the wall told me that you are not the fairest of them all, but don't worry what it says because that mirror is cracked.",
    "Do not ask if how good is your dancing if you are easily offended, because your dancing is terrible.",
    "Are they really your friend, if they always expect you to visit them, but they never find the time to visit you?",
    "The more you like a person the more attactive they seem. The less you like them, the less attractive they seem.",
    "Those plants with eyes never sleep! A girl can't even go for a midnight skinny dip in the river anymore.",
    "Kind people are the best kind of people. Have you been kind today?",
    "Do you think I have nothing better to do than talk to you all the time?",
    "If you ever get to OSGrid on your adventures, visit the Hermes region.",
    "If you think everyone likes you, you are deluded. If some like you and some don't, that's normal. If everyone hates you, it's you!",
    "Each of the River Wizard's statues will tell you something. Be prepared, because it may not be what you want to hear.",
    "If someone says they have all the answers, you should immediately run away because you now know this is not a person to be trusted.",
    "Simple-minded people always want simple answers, no matter how complex the problem.",
    "For ease of maintenance, these sayings should be in a Notecard, rather than hard-coded into the script.",
    "I'm busy chatting up the Green Wizard at the moment. Come back later and I will give you important information.",
    "Have you noticed that all of the River Wizard's statues are female? Why is that? I would rather look at a male statue, than those two bimbos.",
    "Eating the spores of the big mushroom improves male libido, but don't put lead in your pencil, if you have no one to write to.",
    "Watch out for those damn plants with eyes! They see and hear EVERYTHING! That's how the Water Wizard knows about everthing that is going on!"
];
 
// Cmment the next line and uncomment the following line to run the script. Comment out if using doxygen to produce documentation
default()
//default
{
    state_entry()
    {
        llSay(PUBLIC_CHANNEL, "Themis has stirred from her slumber and listens to you.");
    }
 
    touch_start(integer total_number)
    {
        integer number_of_sayings = llGetListLength(public_sayings);
        integer index = (integer)llFrand(number_of_sayings);
        if (index > number_of_sayings) index = number_of_sayings;
        llSay(PUBLIC_CHANNEL, llList2String(public_sayings, index));
    }
}